Why you shouldnt bring a knife to a gun fight.

[OrionBricks]

This would also make a great cell phone add.



ROSWELL, Ga. – A liquor store clerk's cell phone may have saved his life. Police said when a would-be robber tried to stab the clerk at Beverage Mart on Monday the knife dented the cell phone in the clerk's pocket, but did not injure him. The clerk, 59-year-old Joseph Wescott, then pulled a gun and shot the man in the abdomen. The clerk was given the pistol by his son, a police officer.

The suspect ran from the store and 30 minutes later, North Fulton Regional Hospital reported getting a patient with a gunshot wound.

Police Lt. James McGee said the man was undergoing surgery at 11 p.m. for non-life threatening wounds. He will be charged with aggravated assault and attempted robbery.

[Warpt762x39]

First rule of a gunfight: Always bring a gun.

Second rule of a gunfight: Be prepared to USE the gun

Third rule of a gunfight: Make sure you have small electronic devices covering all vital organs.

Lol

[King 5.45]

I betcha it was a Nokia!

Get it?

No "KIA."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress or waiter generously!

[Warpt762x39]

I betcha it was a Nokia!

Get it?

No "KIA."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress or waiter generously!

:::insert rimshot here:::

[Boats_N_Hoes]

I betcha it was a Nokia!

Get it?

No "KIA."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress or waiter generously!

I believe, that just like David Letterman, you owe an apology to somebody!

[adymond]

:::insert rimshot here:::

You're not inserting anything in my rim . . . er . . . nevermind.

[King 5.45]

:::insert rimshot here:::

You're not inserting anything in my rim . . . er . . . nevermind.

It's the "point-blank" imagery that's really messing with my mind.

How 'bout them Phils?

[adymond]

It's the "point-blank" imagery that's really messing with my mind.

How 'bout them Phils?

At first glance I thought said "How 'bout them pills?" to which I was going to refer you to my first post here. No suppositories.

[King 5.45]

It's the "point-blank" imagery that's really messing with my mind.

How 'bout them Phils?

At first glance I thought said "How 'bout them pills?" to which I was going to refer you to my first post here. No suppositories.

This thread waxes cheesier still.



Let's, uh, put a cap in it, shall we?

[SHJ]

:::insert rimshot here:::

Instant Rimshot

Fun little tool, if not very useful.