How Does a Zombie Feel When Meeting ZRT?

[larry0071]

When a zombie meets up with a member of the Pensylvania Zombie Response Team, there are many ways for the creature to find an end to his undead days. I realize that many of the hundreds of ZRT members have interesting and varying tools that can and will be utilized when the ZOmbies finally wash over the borders of the state of PA.

I encourage you all to do as I have done, and help instill fear into the undead by showing them what the face of the ZRT will be like.

I will begin:

40 rounds of love from an AK-47


30 Rounds of love from a Charled Daly Defense DM-4


60 rounds of love from a Charles Daly Defense D-M4 and a Stag 1L M4


8 Rounds of 12ga "00" love from a Mossberg Pursuader in desert camo


8 rounds of "00" 12 guage love and 30 rounds 5.56 love...


This my friends is why you DO NOT wish to be a zombie in the great state of PA!

Now get those cameras out and show those zombies what we have waiting for them!

(Please note: I used the timer on the camera and sat the camera on my gun safe. DO NOT EVER...EVER...point a weapon at a person holding a camera. DO NOT EVER point a weapon at a person you do not intend to kill!)

[RaisedByWolves]

Your shottie isint loaded.


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[larry0071]

Your shottie isint loaded.


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Hush yourself! None of them are loaded... but the illusion exists...that maybe I'm a finger pull from re-killing the undead SOB's!

[JDePietro]

Really need to get that wash done...

[larry0071]

Really need to get that wash done...

Oh jeeze!

We have 3 children, me and my wife. My wife and daughter use 2 towels per day.... I don't get it... but seems that women need to use a towel on hair and a seperate one on thier body. I wear 2 shirts a day. So we are NEVER caught up on laundry... it is a never ending battle.

So... you notice the dirty clothes... but you don't say anything about the awesome photos I took of myself and my weapons? Lamer!

[headcase]

As the compound security guru, I am sorry to inform you that the DM-4 is not properly configured and must immediately be sent to me right away for modifications. At this time, I must insist you begin casing it for shipment, and have it delivered Fed-EX next day.


Thank you for your cooperation.



**Note** Turn around time on official security modifications is currently approximately four to five years. If your weapon has not been returned by then, please send a note requesting the status of said weapon. We will get back to you as soon as possible......

[Lycanthrope]

My wife and daughter use 2 towels per day.... I don't get it... but seems that women need to use a towel on hair and a seperate one on thier body. I wear 2 shirts a day. So we are NEVER caught up on laundry... it is a never ending battle.

If you do your job in the shower, you should be the cleanest object in the house......cleaner than the towels that are gathering dust in your closet ever since they came out of the dryer. So......when you rub those towels against your very clean body, you should actually be making the towels cleaner.......

Ergo.....towels should never need to be washed.


LycanifIwasundeadiwouldfearyouthrope

[Kaos]

If you do your job in the shower, you should be the cleanest object in the house......cleaner than the towels that are gathering dust in your closet ever since they came out of the dryer. So......when you rub those towels against your very clean body, you should actually be making the towels cleaner.......

Ergo.....towels should never need to be washed.


LycanifIwasundeadiwouldfearyouthrope

WTF.

I've been wearing these maternity pants for months now. The shirts go from the floor to me and then back to the floor and etc etc



j/k.

[Warpt762x39]

If you do your job in the shower, you should be the cleanest object in the house......cleaner than the towels that are gathering dust in your closet ever since they came out of the dryer. So......when you rub those towels against your very clean body, you should actually be making the towels cleaner.......

Ergo.....towels should never need to be washed.


LycanifIwasundeadiwouldfearyouthrope

I've been saying that for years and nobody believes me.

[larry0071]

I hate to admit this in public....

But to the overwhelming demands placed on my Maytag Neptune washer and dryer.... I decided long ago that the 1st and 15th of the month were new towel days. I use 2 towels a month. Thats almost makes up for one female in the house.

I would just like to say that I am amazed at the LACK of ZRT member response. I really thought this post would take off and be fun as hell with guys and gals taking pics of thier toys being trained on a target.... ZOMBIES!

Maybe the ZRT is dead.... Maybe the ZRT members are over the excitement....

Oh well....I tried.