Stupid songs!

**dnar** · September 18th, 2007, 10:32 AM

Hey ya guys,

Are there any songs from the past that you are too embarrassed to admit you like, or used to like years ago?

You know what I mean...the song comes on the radio and you start singing along with it, and you just let it all hang out because no one is around. Lol!

Here are a few songs that I remember:

Staying Alive/Night Fever/Jive Talking/You Should Be Dancing - by the Bee Gees disco rules lol

Do You Believe In Life After Love - by Cher eeww yuk

Saving All My Love For You - by Whitney Houston lol

Without You - by Mariah Carey sobbing

Endless Love - by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross lol

Escape (The Pina Colada song) - by Rupert Holmes I think I was stoned

Evergreen - by Barbara Streisand oh no! oh my!

At This Moment - by Billy Vera and The Beaters I must've been lonely

Touch me In The Morning/Ain't No Mountain High Enough - by Diana Ross on second thought

You're So Vain - by Carly Simon oh gosh will someone please help me

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - by Rod Stewart I was feeling REAL

For Your Eyes Only - by Sheena Easton lol

I Want To Know What Love Is - by Foreigner I can sing this song really well

Kiss You All Over - by Exile I was desperate when I liked this tune

Like A Virgin - by Madonna lol what was I thinking

Beat It - by Michael Jackson I'm not a perv I promise

I Honestly Love You - by Olivia Newton John man what is happening to me lol

I Wanna Dance With Somebody - by Whitney Houston I must've been drunk

You Give Good Love To Me - by Whitney Houston I used to like this song when I was dating but now I hate it

Midnight Blue - by Melissa Manchester oh no someone please shoot me lol

Just The Way You Are - by Billy Joel eeww yukky

So if you're not too afraid, please list your silly, lame, sappy, corny, goofy and sucky songs too!

(Don't be shy, no one is gonna laugh at you. . . . .lol!)

Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston

Cher!

Madonna!

Donna Summer and Barbara Streisand!!

Olivia Newton John and Sheena Easton!!

Melissa Manchester and Diana Ross!!

**Emptymag** · September 18th, 2007, 10:38 AM

dnar,
Please let rand come out and play. You're starting to scare us.

**dnar** · September 18th, 2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

dnar,
Please let rand come out and play. You're starting to scare us.

You will NEVER see RAND again! Lol!

dnar

**Frenchy** · September 18th, 2007, 10:49 AM

Well Rand or Dnar (man your confusing me) I generally go off on a military song rampage every once in a while, much to Vicky's dislike, I will start singing the Canadian Armed forces Calypso beat...

You know the Song I am sure..

You go tot beat your meat, to the calypso beat,
You got to beat it well, to make it swell,
And if you beat it hard, and if you beat it right,
Its gona feel so awfully right!

Or the ever so famous "She will be coming"

She’ll be coming round the corner when she comes!
Yes she came around the corned when she came..
And they found her in the grass with a sprocket up her ass and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes!

Or the Pftt song.

Where, where, are you tonight?Why did you leave me here all alone?I searched the world over, And thought I found true love.You met another and Phht! you were gone.

Down in **** valley where the hairy clit grows,
Where tits are like Moth balls and the maiden hair flows
That’s where I found LuLu the girl I adore,
That cock sucking bum fuking Mexican whore!

Oh wait, you wanted commercial songs? Sheesh, I am ashamed to sing most of them!

Edit to add: I can see Rand err Dnar (man you do this just to confuse me dont you!) saying I will never touch that man's guns again!!!
Edit#2 To add, I just looked and Dnar is not online at this time, I think he fell off his chair when he read my post!

**OneLungMcClung** · September 18th, 2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

dnar,
Please let rand come out and play. You're starting to scare us.

OMG!!

Dnar is the Bizarro Rand!!

LOOK FOR YOUR OWN EYES AND BEHOLD!!

**dnar** · September 18th, 2007, 11:07 AM

I'm trying to fix the title of my thread! In the mean time, just disregard the word "tetsing!"

Thanks,

dnar

**dnar** · September 18th, 2007, 11:08 AM

Frenchy,

That is such a BEAUTIFUL song! Lol!

dnar

**Atomic Dog** · September 18th, 2007, 11:18 AM

I choked on my gum when I read that Frenchy!

Your songs would have went down in history for sending me to an early grave)

**dnar** · September 18th, 2007, 11:28 AM

I failed to include:

Last Dance - by Donna Summer lol

**RocketFoot** · September 18th, 2007, 11:31 AM

I don't even know where to begin...I was a mobile DJ for 10 years, so I have all kinds of favorite songs! One I can think of is the Axle F Theme (Crazy Frog Remix) LOL