Made a big whoopsie last night

[uniballin]

Was driving to the bar Mother's in Easton... I never, ever go to Easton so I wasn't really sure where I was going. My GPS was not being very helpful since Mother's is in a weird place. I ended up passing the place so the GPS "recalculated" and told me to cross a small bridge. I drove up the road for about a mile... fumbling with this damn GPS... and BAM! Hit a fucking pothole. Great, a flat tire. I get out of the car to check the damage when a police officer slows down and asked me "what was up." I almost shit my pants when I read PHILLIPSBURG POLICE across the side of his cruiser. Little did I know that the bridge I crossed led to Phillipsburg, NJ. Thank GOD I decided to conceal carry instead of open carry for the night. I asked him how far I was from the bar and he told me it's about a 10 minute walk down the road. I FUCKING RAN ACROSS THAT BRIDGE INTO PA AS FAST AS I COULD.

The night ended on a good note, I guess. I partied with a bunch of strippers from CR Fanny's and one of them let me crash at her place. She drove me home in the AM and I drove back to my car (firearmless ) with a spare tire.

I know I'm going to get the "WHY R U ADMITTING TO A FELONY ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD" spiel so I'll add this disclaimer now:

*This story is completely fictional and is very educational purposes only.

[jahwarrior72]

the hell with NJ and your gun, i wanna hear about the strippers.

[Bigrepp61]

x2 on that one... screw the guns!!!

[uniballin]

I know the one girl because her sister is friends with my sister... she texted me and informed me that her friends were going out for drinks after work and that I should come.

Back at her place, I destroyed her in Wii Bowling and then mocked her.

Really wasn't that crazy or anything

[TheFue]

Back at her place, I destroyed her in Wii Bowling and then mocked her.

You sure that's the right "__cked" word you're looking for? LAWL!

Sorry, had to, but hey, at least its all good in the end. Now, we could just avoid these silly mishaps if all states would grant reciprocity.

[uniballin]

You sure that's the right "__cked" word you're looking for? LAWL!

Sorry, had to, but hey, at least its all good in the end. Now, we could just avoid these silly mishaps if all states would grant reciprocity.

[B2Luv2Hunt]

I know the one girl because her sister is friends with my sister... she texted me and informed me that her friends were going out for drinks after work and that I should come.

Back at her place, I destroyed her in Wii Bowling and then mocked her.

Really wasn't that crazy or anything

I think you should have added "the completely fictional and is very educational purposes only" part, like at the end of the the opening post. Then you could have told the whole story.

[jahwarrior72]

"Dear Penthouse,

I never thought stuff like this happens in real life..."

[clarion44]

Pictures or it never happened! lmao.

I always think about going to Philly to check out some sites and see some friends, but always worry about getting lost (no GPS) and ending up in NJ

[God's Country]

I don't understand how you didn't know you were crossing the Deleware.