The Knife incident, well, I gave my story of police, explaining everything that happened as detailed as possible, he apparently was charged and spent a night in lock up before bail or sent to NY, never did find out anything else.

Yes, Being an asshole is great, makes the job easier.

And no, delivering is pretty dull compared to what some videos/magazines would like to make it sound, in that respect at least....although a "gentleman of a different orientation" did one time compliment me on my hindquarters...