Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

**Michele** · August 8th, 2007, 11:35 PM

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

**Frenchy** · August 8th, 2007, 11:39 PM

Michele there is a thread for Jokes on the board at http://www.pafoa.org/forum/lounge-10...okes-life.html that way we can find them all in one spot.

**Michele** · August 8th, 2007, 11:44 PM

Thanks for the headsup! I am looking thru my emails now. I have about 300 saved. I will pull out the best ones. I will try to keep it clean. I also have alot of pictures saved.

**rady8um** · August 9th, 2007, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Michele

I will try to keep it clean.

Someone thought you were gonna fit in here at PAFOA real well.
With a statement like the one above, I'm not so sure.

**RandomTask** · August 9th, 2007, 09:54 AM

Reason 1A:
A good gun will be that same after you've had it for 20 years as when you first got it.

**Michele** · August 9th, 2007, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by rady8um

Someone thought you were gonna fit in here at PAFOA real well.
With a statement like the one above, I'm not so sure.

LOL all I can say is,

**reel762** · August 9th, 2007, 02:10 PM

And don't forget a gun holds its value, after you are done with it, sell it and get all of your money back lol

**RandomTask** · August 9th, 2007, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by reel762

And don't forget a gun holds its value, after you are done with it, sell it and get all of your money back lol

Not true for my Ruger P94. I paid $400 for it when it first came out and I'm willing to let it go for almost a $100 net loss. Somebody buy this thing!!!!

**reel762** · August 9th, 2007, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by RandomTask

Not true for my Ruger P94. I paid $400 for it when it first came out and I'm willing to let it go for almost a $100 net loss. Somebody buy this thing!!!!

whats a p94?