Phone calls

[larrymeyer]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go
to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call
Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him
that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she

was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and

talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there
would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why

Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama

became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell,

so naturally it's a local call."

[cgbudde]

I was wondering why I've felt hot lately.

[crlovel]

I don't understand, why did Queen Elizabeth go to Hell? She seemed so...nice...

[1861]

So , that is where they get global warming from ?

[KrptcMschfMkr128]

I was wondering why I've felt hot lately.

Yeah, this definitely explains the delayed "winter" weather too here in SEPA...

[arrrrgh15]

I don't understand, why did Queen Elizabeth go to Hell? She seemed so...nice...

Watch "The Tudors", if she's bred from the same stock, it'll explain everything.

[mcmcallister]

the weather is just about good for swimming around here