France

[larrymeyer]

France


'France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes.'

Mark Twain

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'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me.'

General George S. Patton

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'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.'

Norman Schwartzkopf

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'We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.'

Marge Simpson

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'As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.'

Jacques Chirac, President of France

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'The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee.'

Regis Philbin

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'You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the face for it.'

John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona

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'The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag.'

David Letterman

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'Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.'

Ted Nugent

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'War without France would be like .. World War II.'

Unknown

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'The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says 'First Iraq , then France .''

Tom Brokaw

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'What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?'

Dennis Miller

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'It is important to remember that the French have always been there
when they needed us.'

Alan Kent

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'They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for
an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and
a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.'

Argus Hamilton

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'Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot.
Dropped once.''

Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

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'The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq '

Dennis Miller

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Q. Why is the Champs Champs d'Elysees lined with trees?



A. So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII?

A. Table for 100,000 monsieur?

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'Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not
known, it's never been tried.'

Rep. R. Blount, MO

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'Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
WWII? And that's because it was raining.'

John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv

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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the
London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to
Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and
Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent
fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
disabling their military.

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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

(AP), Paris , March 5, 2003

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris , caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to
surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

[buster2209]

If you type into the google search engine "french military victories", the first hit says;

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Click on the link and google states at the top;

Did you mean: french military defeats


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Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.

You gotta love it!!!

[mcmcallister]

it is said that napolean was a great military genius, but a shame that he had no men who could fight

[ALS]

France Does have one thing going for them.

Alizée.


I figured you guys would like see a group of good looking French women dancing.