Little Kenny... Warning contains foul language!

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Subject: Little Kenny - really funny


Little Kenny On Math


A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Kenny.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little Kenny says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking on the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little Kenny replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the
wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking.'

LITTLE KENNY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little Kenny returns from school and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.

'Why'? asks the father.

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Kenny.

'But that's right' says his father.

'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'

'What's the fuckin' difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said' replied Kenny.


LITTLE KENNY ON ENGLISH
Little Kenny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words in our class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?'

Kenny says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Kenny, that's a real mouthful.'

Little Kenny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow-job.'
LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR
Little Kenny was sitting in the class one day. All of a sudden, he needed
to go to the bathroom...He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to go take a
piss!!'

The teacher replied, 'Now Kenny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to is, 'I need to Urinate'. Please use
the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'

Little Kenny thinks for a bit, and then says, 'YOUR'E AN EIGHT, but if you
had bigger tit s, you'd be a TEN'


LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael. 'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet,
and it turned out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael, excellent.' Then the teacher reluctantly
called on little Kenny.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said Beautiful, just fuckin' beautiful'.


LITTLE KENNY ON GETTING OLDER
Little Kenny was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after
another.

After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat.'

Little Kenny replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time'?

Little Kenny answered, 'No, he just minded his own fuckin' business.


YOU GOTTA' LOVE THE LITTLE BASTARD !!!

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Too funny, thanks for sharing