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  1. October 19th, 2009, 02:14 AM #1
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    Default New York Times Headline

    A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
    the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
    and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
    screaming parents.



    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
    the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps
    back, letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified
    parents, who thank him endlessly.



    A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
    says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in
    my whole life."



    The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
    I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted accordingly. Right"



    The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and
    tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you
    do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"



    The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."



    The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
    indeed brings news of his deed, and reads, on front page:

    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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  2. October 19th, 2009, 02:28 AM #2
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    Dammit my buttons broke, get ya next time!! Keep them comming
    WAKE UP OR WACO!
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  3. October 19th, 2009, 08:48 AM #3
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    I've seen this one before...but it's still funny.
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  4. October 19th, 2009, 10:07 AM #4
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    I can actually seeing this happen. Thanks for sharing, couldn't stop laughing.
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  5. October 19th, 2009, 10:35 AM #5
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    Quote Originally Posted by Strapped View Post
    Dammit my buttons broke, get ya next time!! Keep them comming
    Got him for you . I love that one .
    Don't blame me ; I voted for an American .
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  6. October 21st, 2009, 11:42 AM #6
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    LOL !!! ... Thanks Larry; that one's a keeper ... LOL !!!
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  7. October 21st, 2009, 01:08 PM #7
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    hehe lol
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  8. October 21st, 2009, 10:44 PM #8
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    Damn you Larry. You're gonna owe me a new moniter and keyboard. I once again spit my drink all over my computer thank you very much. Lol.
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  9. October 22nd, 2009, 08:18 AM #9
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    Default Re: New York Times Headline

    I don't find it funny. Sounds too much like the truth. We are talking about the New York Times after all and it sounds like normal for them.
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