The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad--

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> 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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> 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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> 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
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> 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher
> than GM in the stock market.
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> 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler,
> Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
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> 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
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> 6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning
> their children's names.
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> 5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
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> 4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in
> Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know
> how many kids are starving in America ?"
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> 3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
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> 2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
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> And my most favorite indicator of all:
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> 1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds,"
> you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

[MK41144]

#'s 11 & 4. Hahaha.