A letter from the boss

[1blindref]

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

[NikeBauer21]

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

I hope you are serious.. because that would be awsome, and just.

[PocketProtector]

Seems appropriate to me. You voted for it, you get it.

[1blindref]

I hope you are serious.. because that would be awsome, and just.

It would be poetic justice!

[andrewjs18]

didn't someone else post this a while ago, too?

[Warpt762x39]

Seems appropriate to me. You voted for it, you get it.

They voted for it, we ALL got it.

It does seem like a method I would use to get rid of employees in a layoff. Lol.

[cgbudde]

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

Revenge is mine he said. You gotta love it.

[PisnNapalm]

[sarcasm]I love when people keep posting emails that have been sent around a dozen times already.[/sarcasm]

http://forum.pafoa.org/lounge-108/38...xecutives.html

[1blindref]

sorry
guess I missed it first time around

[NikeBauer21]

sorry
guess I missed it first time around

I still chuckled..