THE WEDDING RING

**larrymeyer** · August 19th, 2009, 10:18 AM

THE WEDDING RING (recent story in the local paper

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

**Seventy4Blazer** · August 19th, 2009, 10:28 AM

yeah... dumbass! lol

**CerealKiller** · August 19th, 2009, 11:42 AM

Wow, either that dudes got some fat ass fingers or he's got a severe case of smallcox.

**Tootie** · August 19th, 2009, 12:07 PM

Wow that's teeny weeny.

and he must be one heck of a deep sleeper.

**ham385** · August 19th, 2009, 12:12 PM

Wheew! Luckily, I have small hands, so that would never work!

**andrewjs18** · August 19th, 2009, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by larrymeyer

THE WEDDING RING (recent story in the local paper

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

wow...

looks like he got screwed X 3, LOL