Scientists say Zombie Threat Real!

[FNG19]

Courtesy of our friends to the north, here is an excerpt of the article:

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

Lock and load, fellas!

ETA: The study the article was based on can be found right here. It's an academic study, so there are technical mathematical models mixed in with explanations. Not exactly nightstand reading, unless you're an academician, but there's some interesting stuff in there! Hattip to Philbert for pointing out the URL to the study.

[ungawa]

They're Canadians. And academicians

[JayBell]

moved to LOUNGE from GENERAL FIREARM RELATED.

zombies belong in the lounge.

[camper]

They're Canadians. And academicians

So does that make them Canuukademians?

camper

[Ihatemyglock]

Don't trust everything science says. Ask a scientist if eggs are good or bad for you and watch their head explode.

[ungawa]

Don't trust everything science says. Ask a scientist if eggs are good or bad for you and watch their head explode.

Good
.

[ungawa]

So does that make them Canuukademians?

camper

It makes them Canuukacamicians if we take your spelling contribution into account

[RaisedByWolves]

zombies belong in the lounge.

Now whats that supposed to mean?

[ungawa]

Now whats that supposed to mean?

Shh..You already posted in a Zombie thread that I posted in. They're not stupid.

[Kimba]

Don't trust everything science says. Ask a scientist if eggs are good or bad for you and watch their head explode.

Good
.

Especially with bacon.