If my body were a car

**larrymeyer** · August 17th, 2009, 04:47 PM

If my body were a car.....this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

**Robert Kayland** · August 17th, 2009, 05:24 PM

I wouldn't mind trading in this clunker for a Hummer.

**Karl/PA** · August 17th, 2009, 05:26 PM

Ain't it the truth. (sigh)

**Ihatemyglock** · August 17th, 2009, 05:29 PM

you seem to be confused....

This is a hummer. You seem to have it confused with that box-like object.

http://img2.netcarshow.com/Hummer-H1_2002_1024x768_wallpaper

**RaisedByWolves** · August 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM

Hosed for Hotlinking.......

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**ErSwnn** · August 17th, 2009, 09:49 PM

I liken myself to an old Chevy pick-up. A bit weather worn, a bit road tired but I keep on getting the job done. If I hit the lottery I'll throw on a new paint job and keep rolling.