Pays To Know PA Dutch

[chrisjames_71]

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die KÃhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

[FormerUser123]

:rofl: Thankfully PA Dutch is close enough to German that I understand a good bit of it. Great joke.

[andrewjs18]

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die KÃhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

hahaha...very nice.

[Warpt762x39]

Now that is funny.

[st.marys]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless the PA Dutch/Amish. I used to think they were crazy (there are many up in Elk Co), but now that I am much older, I think they have it all figured out. When was the last time they worried about a 1040 or 1099.

[MostlyHarmless]

They are cool. When you ease off the throttle to make sure you don't startle their horse, some even give you a low five.

I love to get out to Intercourse and around every now and then to buy things I just have a hard time finding at the local grocery stores.


Jan

[CerealKiller]

I love to get out to Intercourse and around every now

I love intercourse too, I try to go there as much as I can

[jcabin]

fuck yeah, America!!

[andrewjs18]

make the best ribs & blueberry jam I've ever had before in my life........

I even eat the ribs without any sauce because they're THAT good.

[MostlyHarmless]

I love intercourse too, I try to go there as much as I can

Don't we all?

But seriously, there is an Intercourse, PA. It is east of Eden, a little north of Paradise. And smack in the middle of Amish country! I really was talking about that Intercourse.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...3&z=11&iwloc=A

ETA: Just noticed that there is Fertility "south" of Eden. Never notice that before.


Jan