A good rosie joke.

**Skuggi** · May 29th, 2007, 04:43 PM

Got this in an e-mail.

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world.” So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking utterly confused and said, “Who the hell is Rosie O’Donnel?”

**billamj** · May 29th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Shit, I've been asking that same question for years and I don't look a thing like Quasimodo, he's much prettier.

Not a bad joke though.

**crazyyankee** · May 30th, 2007, 01:29 PM

I'm just wondering if they didn't go to the wrong address and accidently walk into Who's Who book.

**axmdr40** · May 31st, 2007, 11:14 AM

Got this in an emial:

Top terrorist finally caught!

The leading al-Qaeda supporter/sympathizer and enemy of the United
States was located in the U.S. and captured today by the FBI.

Warning, this isn't a pretty picture.