So... What IS your vice?

**Atomic Dog** · May 15th, 2007, 09:00 PM

Apparently I am a rather boring person by "conventional" standards. I don't drink or smoke. I have never used illegal drugs and stay away from prescription and OTC stuff if posible. I don't buy hookers or go to strip clubs. I have never "smacked my bitch up" I can't dance and am lousy at parties.

I had a conversation the other day and the other person wanted to know what "vice" I had. I'm Mr. Perfect I guess because everyone has tons of them (at least she thinks so)

The only things I could come up with:

1. I don't like speed limits and drive WAY too fast.

2. I love computers and spend too much money updating and time tinkering.

3. Girl Scout Cookies are my downfall. I can't resist Thin Mints, and have downed an entire box in a lunch period.

So what vice do you have? hopefully you people are more exciting than me!

Brian

**Siobhra** · May 15th, 2007, 09:05 PM

Vice's?

You can't handle it.

I do the things you're afraid to fantasize about.

**RandomTask** · May 15th, 2007, 09:30 PM

I like fast cars and fast women. That's why my buddies in the car club call me "The Cruiser."

**PA Rifleman** · May 15th, 2007, 09:59 PM

Buying guns, cheap cigars.

Oh, wait, vices....let me think about that one.

**dnar** · May 15th, 2007, 10:00 PM

Hey Joe Smith, the following are some things that are wrong with me, lol:

- I love going out to eat, and it can really add up going out 2, 3 or 4 times a week.

- I love sweets, for example: cakes, all kinds of desserts, chocolates, candies, etc.

- I love to spend money, for example: clothes, concerts, trips, restaurants/good food, toiletries, guns, gun related stuff, gifts for myself, gifts for my friends, gifts for my family members and for people in general. I'm also generous to a fault!

Other vices:

ignorance, indecision, indulgence, impatience, poor judgement, lacking in faith, presumption, procrastination, vanity, pride, sloth, gluttony, impurity, greed and sensuousness. (Now I need to go and see my priest and make a good confession!)

That's all I can think of right now.

Rand

**Emptymag** · May 15th, 2007, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Joe Smith

Apparently I am a rather boring person by "conventional" standards. I don't drink or smoke. I have never used illegal drugs and stay away from prescription and OTC stuff if posible. I don't buy hookers or go to strip clubs. I have never "smacked my bitch up" I can't dance and am lousy at parties.

I had a conversation the other day and the other person wanted to know what "vice" I had. I'm Mr. Perfect I guess because everyone has tons of them (at least she thinks so)

The only things I could come up with:

1. I don't like speed limits and drive WAY too fast.

2. I love computers and spend too much money updating and time tinkering.

3. Girl Scout Cookies are my downfall. I can't resist Thin Mints, and have downed an entire box in a lunch period.

So what vice do you have? hopefully you people are more exciting than me!

Brian

Same here for the most part... No drugs. Never a cigarette. Couldn't tell you when I last drank a beer... last summer? Hookers, parties, dancing? No. No. and are you F-ing nuts?

1. What's a "speed limit"? I got to the group shoot in 15 minutes and as I recall, I'm 25 minutes from there!

2. I don't spend money, but as you can see, I spend WAY too much time on the computer!

3. I downed a box of Thin Mints TODAY at work!

Marry me?
We could get more of those cool square plates!

**God's Country** · May 15th, 2007, 10:25 PM

Is hunting a vice? From October to January I have the fever.
Beer
Beer
Beer
Thin mints are damn good too.

**Emptymag** · May 15th, 2007, 10:52 PM

Brian,

This will never work. No matter how strong a bond we share for Thin Mints and driving fast, alas, you drive a Chrysler product and I cannot go down that path again. Ever.
My best to you and may your new bride be everything I could have been and more!

Seriously, I forgot to say congrats and welcome back!
Hope to see you at the next group shoot!

But I'm not joking about the Chrysler thing. It never would have lasted.

**Lycanthrope** · May 15th, 2007, 11:35 PM

Beer is a food group.

Lycansoarebewbiesthrope

**Atomic Dog** · May 15th, 2007, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

Brian,

This will never work. No matter how strong a bond we share for Thin Mints and driving fast, alas, you drive a Chrysler product and I cannot go down that path again. Ever.
My best to you and may your new bride be everything I could have been and more!

Seriously, I forgot to say congrats and welcome back!
Hope to see you at the next group shoot!

But I'm not joking about the Chrysler thing. It never would have lasted.

I appreciate the offer at least.

The first week of married life has been great! We got gifts and money, lots of sex, took a nice relaxing vacation.........

It's all downhill from here

I have to say I love that jeep, but we took our mini road trip in her Jetta and I have to say I loved the ride on the highway and the gas mileage. Even with a small engine that turbo gives you the power when you need it.

I just can't believe I'm in love with a vee dub!

I was more than a little sad that our boy Damon didn't make the primary. At least I tried!

Brian