Riddle time

**Barry 'Wild Bill' Hershey** · May 22nd, 2009, 01:45 PM

I'm usually up to date on riddles and jokes, but this was a new one on me ... If athletes get athletes foot - what do astronauts get ?

**pirateron** · May 22nd, 2009, 02:03 PM

"missile toe?"

**Barry 'Wild Bill' Hershey** · May 22nd, 2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by pirateron

"missile toe?"

BINGO ! - Ya got it !

**Bmarshall91** · May 22nd, 2009, 03:47 PM

1. When's a tractor NOT a tractor?

2. There are 3 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

3. How do you get an Italian to shut up?

**schr8er2000** · May 22nd, 2009, 03:50 PM

The only one I know is #3.. ya tie their hands......

**bigbear** · May 22nd, 2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Bmarshall91

1. When's a tractor NOT a tractor?

2. There are 3 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

3. How do you get an Italian to shut up?

#2 is the one that's on the range. I guess that said fly could maybe also be a member here.

**Curmudgeon** · May 22nd, 2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Bmarshall91

1. When's a tractor NOT a tractor?

When it's a deer (Deere?)

**son of the revolution** · May 22nd, 2009, 07:08 PM

What creature moves on all fours in the morning , moves upright at mid day , and moves on three limbs at twilight ?

**GunLawyer001** · May 22nd, 2009, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by son of the revolution

What creature moves on all fours in the morning , moves upright at mid day , and moves on three limbs at twilight ?

The Riddle of the Sphinx? Seriously, there must be fresher material out there...

**son of the revolution** · May 22nd, 2009, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by GunLawyer001

The Riddle of the Sphinx? Seriously, there must be fresher material out there...

I prefer to think of it as a timeless classic , thank you very much

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