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  1. May 18th, 2009, 12:04 PM #1
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    Talking Joke on how to outrun a cop

    Joke:

    how do you outrun a cop?

    1. wave your hands get the cops attention.

    2. Drop some donuts.

    3. run like hell!
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    Wow, great joke!
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    I think the dropping of the pastries would justify an extra long mahogany massage just for the donut abuse alone.
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    ZRT STATUS MUST BE STRIPPED....



















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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    Quote Originally Posted by TXDMERC73 View Post
    Joke:

    how do you outrun a cop?

    1. wave your hands get the cops attention.

    2. Drop some donuts.

    3. run like hell!

    I only like one flavor of donut, so better make sure its the right flavor
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    i'm not sure how to outrun a cop, but, from watching COPS on TV, i can suggest how to *not* outrun a cop...


    wear pants that are 5 sizes too big and fall down around your knees as you are trying to run away.
    F*S=k
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    If you are a cop, how to catch the jokester...

    See him wave arms and wonder "what the hell does he want?"

    See him drop donuts and figure out he wanted to be arrested for scattering rubbish.

    See him start to run and Taze him so scattering rubbish arrest doesn't get away.

    Hold Taser trigger to keep jokester immobilized while you eat all but one donut. (need evidence)

    Issue citation and say "have a nice day" with big smile and powdered sugar on tie.
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    Quote Originally Posted by unclejumbo View Post
    If you are a cop, how to catch the jokester...

    See him wave arms and wonder "what the hell does he want?"

    See him drop donuts and figure out he wanted to be arrested for scattering rubbish.

    See him start to run and Taze him so scattering rubbish arrest doesn't get away.

    Hold Taser trigger to keep jokester immobilized while you eat all but one donut. (need evidence)

    Issue citation and say "have a nice day" with big smile and powdered sugar on tie.
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    Default Re: Joke on how to outrun a cop

    Quote Originally Posted by unclejumbo View Post
    If you are a cop, how to catch the jokester...

    See him wave arms and wonder "what the hell does he want?"

    See him drop donuts and figure out he wanted to be arrested for scattering rubbish.

    See him start to run and Taze him so scattering rubbish arrest doesn't get away.

    Hold Taser trigger to keep jokester immobilized while you eat all but one donut. (need evidence)

    Issue citation and say "have a nice day" with big smile and powdered sugar on tie.
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