Nerd Jokes

**ADerhammer** · May 12th, 2009, 08:13 PM

So what do you guys have in the way or more nerdy jokes?

I'll start

So pi and i (square root of -1) get in an argument. I says to by be rational and pi goes get real!

**Perkascene** · May 12th, 2009, 08:26 PM

I lol'ed.

I have to retake algebra. I graduated in 2004, and returned to college since I got laid off. I took Calculus in high school, but it's not that fresh, so I tested back into algebra. There are some middle aged women going for nursing that ask questions like "Why does the square root of two squared equal 2?"

Because the Nth root of X to the Mth power = X^M/N

DAYUMN!

Don't even get me started on how they didn't know what the distributive property was.

**Tikimenace** · May 13th, 2009, 12:36 AM

So one day a cation is looking around with a worried look on his face. A friend comes up to him and askes "Hey, what's wrong?" The cation's response is "I've lost an electron." His friends response is "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."