wine and water

[MrsMtnJack]

Wine and Water



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing this as a public service.


disclaimer to those who would want to jump on me for not posting my source- this is a joke and may or may not be true

[Mrs. Pa Patriot]

LOL.....here's to NOT being full of shit.

[TheF00L]

I for 1 am also a lover of wine and vodka - a liker of beer.

Cheers to you!

[fingers80002]

Well you know, I'm not full of shit, now beer, that's a whole other story!

[MrsMtnJack]

here's to our health!!!