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  1. May 12th, 2007, 04:54 PM #1
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    Default Mall Ninja

    I've been seeing this term since I became a member of the PAFOA. What determines if you are a mall ninja?
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  2. May 12th, 2007, 05:10 PM #2
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

    Behold! Story of the Mall Ninja. You'll LOL for sure. I've seen a link to the actual forum this stuff was posted in...it's worth finding if you have the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIMMYC308 View Post
    I've been seeing this term since I became a member of the PAFOA. What determines if you are a mall ninja?
    If you vaccuum seal your Glock for the possible shower emergency.

    (1911 owners just lock the door and leave the gun on the toilet)


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    Yea, i seen that torture test on the 1911. opp,s that was a glock.
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    A genuine 1911 user wears the darned thing while taking a shower. Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    Why are mall ninjas are the easiest to spot? Kinda contradicts the ninja part doesn't it? How many of you LOL and say mall ninja when you spot one, and whoever is with you just look at you confused? Better yet is anyone afraid of becoming one?
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    Jimmy,
    To keep it simple: you don't want to be a mall ninja.
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    Quote Originally Posted by Statkowski View Post
    A genuine 1911 user wears the darned thing while taking a shower. Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
    +1 on that
    damn right we do.
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  9. May 12th, 2007, 09:25 PM #9
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    Default Re: Mall Ninja

    Got this def off the internet. the internet does not lie.

    MALL NINJA
    NEED should never enter into a discussion about RIGHTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChamberedRound View Post
    Jimmy,
    To keep it simple: you don't want to be a mall ninja.
    I looked at the provided definitions and thankfully I don't fit the criteria! But now that I know what the term means I have run into quite a few of those in my day.
    In their hearts humans plan their course, but the LORD establishes their steps.
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