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May 7th, 2009, 03:39 PM #1
Dating.....
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position..
IRISH WOMEN
Firs t Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniver
sary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and a n expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You h ave sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynam ite oral sex.
Second Date: You get more great oral sex.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and you never get oral sex again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cou sins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in . .. and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande .
The POINT?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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May 7th, 2009, 03:46 PM #2
Re: Dating.....
Thanks for the laugh and yes I do...LOL
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May 7th, 2009, 03:50 PM #3Banned
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Re: Dating.....
DAMN... what about the Swiss women i heard they have the nicest racks....Swiss Alps.... heh
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