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April 30th, 2009, 07:13 PM #1
New Type Boat Cruise !!!
Your gonna love this one. .....(sorry ir posted earlier)
This ia a letter from a person that cancled a Alaska Boat Cruise to replace it w/ a BETTER Boat Cruise....
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Ted....
I AM CANCELING OUR ALASKA CRUISE AND GOING ON THIS ONE INSTEAD! THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME? MAKE SURE YOU READ THROUGH THIS, I THINK YOU WOULD REALLY ENJOY THIS CRUISE!!!
Want to go on a cruise
I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)
M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95
Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95
Barretta M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95
Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads
"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer........ get this....
"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
They advertise group rates and corporate discounts.....and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"
They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.
"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"
----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their poor aim reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
IN GOD WE TRUST !
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April 30th, 2009, 08:48 PM #2
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April 30th, 2009, 08:55 PM #3Senior Member
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Re: New Type Boat Cruise !!!
WOW! Fun for the whole family?? careful Disney doesn't get a whiff of this....
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April 30th, 2009, 09:42 PM #4Grand Member
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Re: New Type Boat Cruise !!!
Where do I reserve a spot?!?!?!?!?!
Glock Pistols.......So simple a Caveman could fix them!
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April 30th, 2009, 10:04 PM #5
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Group discounts????
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April 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM #6
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NSFW: language
Clicky for some NSFW hilarityIf ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. - Samuel Adams
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May 1st, 2009, 06:45 AM #7
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May 1st, 2009, 08:24 AM #8
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We can get a group up. I want to take the .270 for some long shots.
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May 1st, 2009, 09:36 AM #9
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Don't worry, I'm working on a PAFOA group discount as we speak! LOL
Sounds like a good time!
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May 1st, 2009, 09:55 AM #10
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Don't you people realize these poor Somalies are just trying to make some money? I think we should organize a trip to drop off food to them so they don't hurt people and maybe we can just talk to them and explain to them that piracy is wrong....
Wait scratch that... Been there, they don't understand anything but force violence. Did we find out about group rates?
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I was obviously trying to be funny, I couldn't even keep a straight face while typing. Remember anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.When you are called a racist, it just means you won an argument with an Obama supporter.
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