Mrs. Obama Hires Full-Time Makeup Artist

[thatJeffguy]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04122009...rst_164080.htm

Michelle Obama is the nation's first first lady to add a full-time makeup artist to her traveling entourage, according to stylists who have worked with presidential wives over the past 16 years.

Do you all recall how her and her husband tried to act oh-so "common man" during the election?

"It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Yes, those years of Laura trying to "look good". Oh, wait, she didn't do that, she helped push education reform and actually do something besides hugging the Queen and giving out iPods.

The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady. But the high-profile jobs don't pay much, say former White House stylists.

And the gloss-over begins. "Privately paid" for the expenses? What'd ,they buy her a plane ticket that just happened to coincide with where the Obama's were going at the right time? Yea, right. I'm sure she'll be living it up on Air Force One.


Im literally so livid I've got to stop here, this is INFURIATING.

Folks, April 15, pick a tea party and show up! Bailout? Stimulus? Obama's million dollar "white" house parties and now, finally, a PRIVATE STYLIST for his ugly wife?

When asked about the expenditure and her starving subjects, Queen Obama said "Let them eat cake!"

[Dodahdude]

Treatments every morning. Thank you U.S. tax payers. Oh, and don't forget to sacrifice something everyday. A change we can beleive in. For the anointed one watch'ith...

[LorDiego01]

At least....

they are creating a new job.

[625]

Like polishing a turd, no amount of makeup will ever make that woman look good. From the painted on eye brows, to the fake eyelashes, to the bleached teeth. Is anything real about that woman? Oh yea, her massive under-bite that would make an orc from World of Warcraft jealous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or in this case, beer holder) I guess.

No doubt this is costing the tax-payers money somehow, but it's almost irrelevant compared to the criminal theft that our politicians are getting away with so far. This is pretty much a "non-story" to me.

[Exbiker]

She needs a butt reduction expert on the staff.

[King 5.45]

I can just see the job requirements now:

"Must have at least 7 years+ experience in all aspects of shaved Wookie æsthetic maintenance."



Goonie goo goo!

[Neo31rex31]

My tax dollars at work i see

[FNG19]

*shrugs* A tempest in a teapot, as far as I'm concerned. If this is the worst thing to come out of the White House over the next four years, I'll count us fortunate. Let's focus on what matters.

... and seriously? The vitriol about Mrs. Obama's appearance is beneath us.

[1861]

I'm all for it . Old Big Foot needs all the help she can get if she is going to be out in public .

[Morel42]

Holy friggin christ people..

Country falling down around our ears.. Debt skyrocketing.. Economy in Shambles,

However this is what people are pissed about? Oy..

No wonder the Dem's won in a landslide.. This shit is the political equivalent of a grade school playground.

For example.

I could give a speech about meta-physics to a group of people and sound like I know what I'm talking about.. All the time looking intelligent (keep in mind this is just an example ) but anyone with REAL knowledge of the subject would I know totally full of shit. However, what if they make fun of my shoes instead of countering my arguments on the same level? They'll look like a bunch of morons and convince NOBODY. Meanwhile I'll continue to sound like the adult in the room and continue to convince people that my BS has a basis in truth.

If Obama is spouting BS, or unsound economic plans, or any other seriously defunct ideas about how to run the country. Republicans need to argue on the facts.. But what do attack with?

Flag Pins, Hairdressers, His choice of Pets, Makeup Artists, He's an Islamic/Communist/Socialists/Dictator/Sleeper Agent who's too much of a wussy to stand up to the Russians/Chinese/French, but will rule with an iron fist that Hitler will be proud of..

You are your own worse enemies in this PR war..

For Example the recent Pirate Thing and FOX's Prediction that Obama can't handle it.: (and YES It's a KOS link, but it's a video of clips from MSM broadcasts, so please just ignore where the video is coming from hehe)

How do you expect to win people over with this? Fox does more damage to the Republican party then any Democrat could ever do.. It only shores up the base, and people who didn't vote or will never vote for a Democrat ever. It also gets them ratings. Which is the only thing that FOX, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC give a rats ass about. Never ever think that anyone you see on any News Channel cares about anything else.. The ones who care about the truth and the story are the ones who are implanted in the Marine Units, or living in a hut someplace in Africa, or freezing their asses off in antarctica. You never hear about these people. Because they're real journalists. Real Journalists never get in front of the Camera. They usually care too much about little things like what they actually saw, evidence, and that annoying truth thing.

People with Prime time Commentary shows are the Morten Downey Jr's of our time.

I may not be explaining this in the best way, but I'm trying to say that when you have the biggest NUTJOB'S doing all the talking for your side you only drive people away. Or worse.. They don't listen to you when you DO make sense.