Poor McGruff, he just doesn't get any respect

[King 5.45]

http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2009/...s-mcgruff.html

If it had been SEPTA, they would have busted a cap in his ass.

Meanwhile, in the ear-splitting department:

[keryst]

What the?! Take a bite out of him, McGruff!

Now, to recall a barely relevant story:

When I was maybe 8 years old, I met McGruff (or at least the guy in the costume). They had this weird thing in the mall where little kids rode Big Wheels around a little "road course" and had to follow safety laws (stop at the stop sign, look both ways, etc etc). Lots of cops there to watch and give advice. It seems so lame, but I remember it being a blast. And the next day I got called back because I won some drawing and got this awesome green/black Big Wheel with a big police sticker on the back. McGruff gave it to me (along with a plastic badge that I wore for a month and a bunch of stickers). To this day 25 years later, it's the only time I ever won anything in my life. So... I love McGruff.