texan cop vs. ny lawyer joke

[mikey0086]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York & is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, TX He decides to prove this to himself & have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.



The deputy says, 'License & registration, please.'



'What for?' says the lawyer.



The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'



Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, & no one was coming.'



'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License & registration, please.'


The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'



'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law License & registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.



Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration; & you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go & don't give me the ticket.'



'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.



At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer & says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

[knight0334]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York & is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, TX He decides to prove this to himself & have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.



The deputy says, 'License & registration, please.'



'What for?' says the lawyer.



The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'



Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, & no one was coming.'



'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License & registration, please.'


The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'



'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law License & registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.



Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration; & you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go & don't give me the ticket.'



'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.



At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer & says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

LMAO!! If only that were to happen more often.. We'd probably have less illegals, criminals and lawyers.

[xXWildPonyXx]

srry it w posted like 1-2 weeks ago but it is the best joke i have heard in a long time