Why you should never question a drunk

[larrymeyer]

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
1 lb. package of bacon.


As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I am indeed single. I looked at the six items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections.
Nothing, I thought, that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[mikey]

Beat you to it Larry!!!!

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