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March 19th, 2009, 02:19 PM #1
(IRS) THIS IS PRICELESS!
THIS IS PRICELESS!
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April
15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax,
CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal
income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing
license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor
tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33
percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage
tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax,
state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax,
telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage
surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license
registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas
assessment tax, Pa property tax, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania,
sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run
out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest
mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles
Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of
course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus
check.
Ed Barnett
Wichita FallsFJB
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March 19th, 2009, 02:23 PM #2
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Ahh that is Sweet !!! And so freaking TRUE!!!
What is wrong with the sheeple?? 11/4/2008....they voted for more!!
Well not necessarily true, 52% of the sheeple pay NO taxes, that leaves at least 4% who did and STILL voted for this $hit.
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March 19th, 2009, 03:05 PM #3
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If they try to tax my Toilet Paper there will be shit to pay!
awww sales tax! NOOOOOOOΑΣΦ
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March 19th, 2009, 03:11 PM #4Grand Member
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Revolutionary War was fought over a 14% tax.
What are you paying now?
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March 19th, 2009, 03:36 PM #5
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SAVE US SPIDER MAN!!!!
On second thought... I will take care of it...ΑΣΦ
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March 19th, 2009, 08:20 PM #6
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March 19th, 2009, 08:22 PM #7
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dont hate me... hate the guy who sold it to him
ΑΣΦ
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March 19th, 2009, 08:53 PM #8
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About a million or two letters like that in place of checks and it might start to sink in that people are getting pissed!
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
- Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
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March 19th, 2009, 09:14 PM #9
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What do you do if you got a refund coming to ya???
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March 19th, 2009, 09:21 PM #10Active Member
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I'm not sure if the first post, or the Spiderman pic is funnier.
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