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Thread: Honey, I found your golf ball!
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March 17th, 2009, 12:00 AM #1
Honey, I found your golf ball!
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”
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March 17th, 2009, 12:16 AM #2
Re: Honey, I found your golf ball!
Thats hilarious
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March 17th, 2009, 08:17 AM #3
Re: Honey, I found your golf ball!
Too funny!!
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