One way to get rid of lawsuits....

**Dredly** · March 14th, 2009, 11:19 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2009Mar...sCourt,00.html

Ohio court will take your case if you supply paper

MOUNT GILEAD, Ohio — An Ohio city court says it will only accept new case filings from people who bring their own paper.

Judge Lee McClelland of Morrow County Municipal Court in north-central Ohio says the court has just enough paper to handle hearing notices and other documents for pending cases.

McClelland says the court will stop accepting case filings Monday because it cannot afford to reorder more paper. He told The Columbus Dispatch that the county still hasn't paid the bill for basic supplies the court ordered in November.

McClelland says several county agencies have volunteered to provide paper to handle their own filings.

The Morrow County prosecutor declined to comment on the new filing rules.

I guess if you just don't have any paper then no one can sue, right?

**Perkascene** · March 15th, 2009, 12:00 AM

Can I bring my own judge, too?

**mauser** · March 15th, 2009, 03:39 AM

Just be careful if you have to use their restroom!

**mjfletcher** · March 15th, 2009, 04:32 PM

Judge? Hell, I'm bringing my own jury.

**mjfletcher** · March 15th, 2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by mauser

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RE: Your sig.

Ive seen that written:

There are four kinds of people in the world:
Those who make things happen;
Those who watch things happen;
Those who wonder what happened.
Those who things happen to.