House Reps Want To Ban Products That Beat Drug Tests

[dc dalton]

Well Well Well, just when you thought the drug war couldn't get any dumber now these MORONS in Washington want to make the products that help beat drug tests illegal

"The Drug Testing Integrity Act, H.R. 858, would make it unlawful to knowingly manufacture market, sell, ship or otherwise provide an individual with any product designed for the purpose of assisting in defeating a drug test," reads the letter."

So let's now flush a few billion more down the toilet enforcing another stupid drug law that can't be enforced, let's add to the overcrowded prisons ... hell let's make breathing illegal and lock up everyone!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_169650.html

Oh and before anyone says anything I do not normally read the huffington post ... just found a link to the story

[5711-Marine]

hell let's make breathing illegal and lock up everyone!

Careful...

E.P.A. Expected to Regulate Carbon Dioxide

The environmental agency is under order from the Supreme Court to make a determination whether carbon dioxide is a pollutant that endangers public health and welfare, an order that the Bush administration essentially ignored despite near-unanimous belief among agency experts that research points inexorably to such a finding.

Inhalation will remain legal, however exhaling will be proscribed.

This will through the laws of unintended consequences help the logging industry since Trees are one of the largest CO2 emitters, the ocean being a massive source of CO2 as well...

[General Geoff]

Ehh, I thought trees emitted oxygen..?

[LittleRedToyota]

Ehh, I thought trees emitted oxygen..?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_trees_g...Carbon_Dioxide

[Kenshin]

Yea just think CO2 is only the number 2 greenhouse gas. Wait till they try to regulate number one...

[reels18]

Has anyone been keeping score on the number of things being banned by this Congress?

Every time I hear any news coming from government, it is attempting to ban something, or giving my tax money to someone else.

Will they keep going until there is nothing left to ban, just like they did with the economy?

[mauser]

I'm sure it won't be long until the govt. gets involved with the movement to ban dihydrogen monoxide

http://www.netreach.net/~rjones/no_dhmo.html

Dihydrogen monoxide is a seldom used scientific name for water.

[Kenshin]

That site cracks me up all the time.