OK guys, drop your britches....

[str8shooter]

and feel yourself up. It's OK, really. In fact, the ACS recommends it (like we need an excuse). Ladies, I strongly urge you to check your men at least twice a day too.

It's been known for decades that smoking pot reduces fertility in men, (and I'm sure I'm not the only that tried using that line when I went out trolling without a raincoat, "it's OK, I'm stoned"), but apparently that little side benefit doesn't come without a cost.

Marijuana May Raise Testicular Cancer Risk

I felt it was my duty as a responsible gun owner and cancer survivor to let you guys know that you should be fondling other things every night besides your guns.

And don't neglect the ladies. Proper fondling and caressing is still the best way to detect breast cancer early, and if you do it right, she'll return the favor by giving you a thorough exam.

Carry on.

[Robert Kayland]

"Doc, it hurts when I do this."

"Don't do that."

[slicknick131]

WOO HOO!

...Wait a minute. This thread was not what I expected.

Guess I gotta go somewhere else for pictures of naked men. Thanks a lot.

[Eugene V. Debs]

and feel yourself up. It's OK, really. In fact, the ACS recommends it (like we need an excuse). Ladies, I strongly urge you to check your men at least twice a day too.

It's been known for decades that smoking pot reduces fertility in men, (and I'm sure I'm not the only that tried using that line when I went out trolling without a raincoat, "it's OK, I'm stoned"), but apparently that little side benefit doesn't come without a cost.

Marijuana May Raise Testicular Cancer Risk

I felt it was my duty as a responsible gun owner and cancer survivor to let you guys know that you should be fondling other things every night besides your guns.

And don't neglect the ladies. Proper fondling and caressing is still the best way to detect breast cancer early, and if you do it right, she'll return the favor by giving you a thorough exam.

Carry on.

You, sir, are one funny fuck.

[Robert Kayland]

You, sir, are one funny fuck.

That's what she said.

[Lady Beretta]

Kinda thought this appropriate here:

FLAT TIRE
>
> Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased
> my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out
> of the car and opened the trunk.
>
> I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
>
> the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so
> lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench
> coats,
> exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
> approaching drivers.
>
> I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars
> started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
> course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting
> their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long
> before
> a state trooper pulled up behind me.
>
> He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I
> could tell he was not a happy camper!
>
> "What's going on here?"
>
> " My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
>
> "Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here
>
> by the road?"
>
> I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told
> him,
> .................................................. ..........
>
>
> "Hello, those are my emergency flashers !"
>
>

[nepawolf]

"Doc, everywhere I poke, it hurts"
"That's because your finger is broken"

I give free breast exams, and I must be great at it because I've never found any cancer.

[str8shooter]

"Doc, everywhere I poke, it hurts"
"That's because your finger is broken"

I give free breast exams, and I must be great at it because I've never found any cancer.

What a true humanitarian! I'm sending my gramma to your house from now on instead of paying her doctor.

[Robert Kayland]

I don't mind guys playing pocket pool... so long as it's not an away game.

[str8shooter]

I don't mind guys playing pocket pool... so long as it's not an away game.

Lighten up Francis! Now drop 'em and give me two.