New Zombie Political Action Committee Forming

[ungawa]

The Zombies are considering forming a Political Action Committee (PAC) to look after their interests in light of the racist and barbaric efforts of many to defame and exterminate them. This is a very unfortunate state of affairs that needs to be corrected. Where is the humanity in the US of A?

Some Zombie facts:

- Zombies will most likely leave you alone if you leave them alone. Try not to get too close to the hive or they may feel threatened. They are more frightened of you than you are of them.
- Most ZRT members have never even spoken to a Zombie. They prefer to shoot their problems rather than trying to solve them diplomatically.
- Nobody has ever tried to feed Zombies, so the Zombies are starving. We could make zillions of french fries in this country if we wanted to feed the zombies. Where is the compassion?
- All new members of the Zombie movement get french fries, tacos, and taquitos.
- I cannot speak for ALL Zombies, but all Zombies oppose the Obama stimulus bill.
- Zombies are indeed in favor of stricter gun control, but only sensible measures. We are going to try to work with them on this issue, I think there is flexibility and room for compromise. Since nobody has reached out to them, what do you expect?
- Zombies have a WMD program and a pilot plant in Patterson, NJ, so think twice before you decide to bully them. Why can’t we all just get along?
- Zombies like children, pets, and apple pie.
- Zombies support federal subsidies for strip clubs in PA

[RaisedByWolves]

I think someone needs checked out pronto.


What sector are you in?


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[Defleshed]

I don't have a problem with ALL of the undead, but i am pretty sick of zombies.

[dc dalton]

** loads all 4 AKs and the Krinkov **


** reassesses people he knows on forum **


** barricades all doors and windows **



OK folks, it's SHOWTIME

[nepawolf]

See, it wasn't enough that they had an activism site on myspace, now they're coming to our home front. With their fake promises of taquitos no less! I volunteered to be on their side, and waited a whole 15 minutes, no one came to my door with taquitos. Besides, who would want the french fries when there's meat all around. Tasty brain meat, just walking around. Mmm, brains. Wait, no! See, they're trying to trick you with subliminal messaging! Next thing you know, they're going to want welfare and housing. Hey, how long do we have to cook the zombies before it's safe to eat? I think I've been undercooking mine.

[ungawa]

See, it wasn't enough that they had an activism site on myspace, now they're coming to our home front. With their fake promises of taquitos no less! I volunteered to be on their side, and waited a whole 15 minutes, no one came to my door with taquitos.

Oh, LOL, I wouldn't worry. Be patient.

[Mohaa Player]

I would like to sign up for this great committee.

P.S. I bite my cats tail by mistake.

My cat

[mjfletcher]

The Zombies are considering forming a Political Action Committee (PAC) to look after their interests in light of the racist and barbaric efforts of many to defame and exterminate them. This is a very unfortunate state of affairs that needs to be corrected. Where is the humanity in the US of A?

The humanity is stockpiling supplies, weapons, and ammo necessary to exterminate the non-human undead.

Some Zombie PROPAGANDA:

- Zombies will most likely leave you alone if you leave them alone. Try not to get too close to the hive or they may feel threatened. They are more frightened of you than you are of them.
- Most ZRT members have never even spoken to a Zombie. They prefer to shoot their problems rather than trying to solve them diplomatically.
- Nobody has ever tried to feed Zombies, so the Zombies are starving. We could make zillions of french fries in this country if we wanted to feed the zombies. Where is the compassion?
- All new members of the Zombie movement get french fries, tacos, and taquitos.
- I cannot speak for ALL Zombies, but all Zombies oppose the Obama stimulus bill.
- Zombies are indeed in favor of stricter gun control, but only sensible measures. We are going to try to work with them on this issue, I think there is flexibility and room for compromise. Since nobody has reached out to them, what do you expect?
- Zombies have a WMD program and a pilot plant in Patterson, NJ, so think twice before you decide to bully them. Why can’t we all just get along?
- Zombies like children, pets, and apple pie.
- Zombies support federal subsidies for strip clubs in PA

Fixed it for ya.

[Robert Kayland]

The only living dead I respect is Jesus Christ...

All the rest of y'alls' zombie asses are mine.

[Ten*K]

all shamblers must f*ck*ng (re)die!