I need some help here!

**Bug44** · February 1st, 2009, 01:29 AM

Ok here is my situation;
I am sitting in bed with my laptop…
My girlfriend is fast asleep next to me…
And I am bored…
Do any of you have any good pranks I could do to her or something funny to help pass the time?
Note: I don’t want to spend the next week in the dog house....But if its fricken good I may take the hit!

**o1dakota440** · February 1st, 2009, 01:31 AM

if i were you i would........ oh wait, nevermind. that would get you in the dog house

**Bug44** · February 1st, 2009, 01:32 AM

If its that good I will do it!

**RaisedByWolves** · February 1st, 2009, 01:37 AM

My buddies wife used to pass out drunk all the time. We would lick bottle caps and stick them on her forehead , put lipstick on the rim of her nostrils, put different earrings in each ear, add extra makeup, put snow balls in the crotch of her pants.

But the key is you have to wake them up for it to be funny.

Sigh, good times......
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**Bug44** · February 1st, 2009, 01:41 AM

haha sounds like the old fraternity days....
well shes not drunk, and shes a light sleeper...

**Frenchy** · February 1st, 2009, 01:42 AM

When I was in the army, we used to put egg white on the sleeping victims nose and lips, then watch them wake up..

Ps helps if its warm when you put it on...

AHHH Hell, your bored, use the real thing who wants to waste an egg anyways

**Bug44** · February 1st, 2009, 01:46 AM

hahaha Oh wow... hmmm, I know that would be a mess for me to clean up...

**Keith4001r** · February 1st, 2009, 02:05 AM

I'm thinkin' a warm glass of water to the fingers...

Keith
Floatin' away

**str8shooter** · February 1st, 2009, 02:24 AM

Call up some buddies and invite them over for a poker game. I bet she'd get a real kick out of that!

then again, it's quite possible you'd be the one getting a kick out of it, right in the sweets.

**bigbear** · February 1st, 2009, 02:37 AM

Does your laptop have a built in camera? Maybe a good pic as your new wallpaper. It's the prank that keeps on giving.

Although the "egg white" wake up call is funny as hell too. (I'd never do it, my wife would freaking kill me.)