And Now For Something Completely Stupid....

[jahwarrior72]

...we have a "Pocket Obama".


why not, he'll be in all of our pockets soon enough....


http://www.historycompany.com/productdetails.php?p=128

Pocket Obama (10 copies)
$49.50 Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

The little blue book includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. POCKET OBAMA is a portable, everyday primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story.

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[nepawolf]

He's earned comparisons to JFK? Wow, even they're talking shit about Obama. Unless, they're trying to say that he's likely to be assassinated like those two. The guy is a great salesman, though. He's sold lots of guns, and lots of other stuff with his face on it. When did this country become a democracy, by the way. I could've sworn that it was a constitutional republic. Damn people trying to make a buck off of this stuff.

[bigborehnd]

I love the line "unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times. " Didn't Chairman Mao have a book that everyone was supposed to read and carry? SOCIALISM is here!!

[Robert Kayland]

I like the part where he and Hillary have to chase Spot.

/Run, Spot, run!

[camper]

Why are you guys so against Obama? Immediately after he was sworn in I lost weight, grew back my hair, and I now have longer lasting and more powerful erections. Heck, I even got an email from one of his buddines in Nigeria who gave me a 2 million dollar check for helping him escape the country with his fortune, and he threw in a recipe for those expensive Neiman Marcus cookies too.

Life is perfect now that we had the audacity to hope for change, I don't know why you all have to make fun....

camper

[LastManOut]

Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah....

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[WVBob]

Will it be called "The Little Brown Book" because of what it's full of or because we will all start wearing brown shirts.