Scott toilet paper

[DCChris]

Why the hell do these people kill trees to make this stuff? I'm at work, so it was a "if ya gotta go, ya gotta go" situation. All we have is see through Scott toilet paper in there. I feel like a freight train wrapped in sandpaper ran through my ass going 70mph. Now you'll have to excuse me while I find a snowbank out in the parking lot to dowse the flames.

[Dredly]

Why the hell do these people kill trees to make this stuff? I'm at work, so it was a "if ya gotta go, ya gotta go" situation. All we have is see through Scott toilet paper in there. I feel like a freight train wrapped in sandpaper ran through my ass going 70mph. Now you'll have to excuse me while I find a snowbank out in the parking lot to dowse the flames.

AHAHAH Oh man I feel your pain and that is some funny shit right there!

Rep definately sent!

[BIG MIKE 2003]

you no your supposed to fold the tp in fours ripe off the inside part stick your finger in the hole and wipe.use the extra tp to clean finger.

one sheet please!

[dc dalton]

Oh SHIT that's funny! That's a rep if I ever saw one!


BTW, we use it and don't mind it a bit

[DCChris]

[QUOTE][/QUOTEyou no your supposed to fold the tp in fours ripe off the inside part stick your finger in the hole and wipe.use the extra tp to clean finger.

one sheet please!
]

Yeah, I tried that too.....only made my sandwich taste weird......I dunno.....

[Dredly]

Oh SHIT that's funny! That's a rep if I ever saw one!


BTW, we use it and don't mind it a bit

I think you need to go get another MRI cause clearly that bashin to the noggin has shaken something that ain't supposed to shake! :P

[BIG MIKE 2003]

WOW THAT GAVE A NEW MEANING TO SHIT SANDWHICH.

[lexington86]

I used to work with a guy that got so fed up with the "sandpaper" in our office bathrooms that he decided to bring in his own. You knew every time he was headed to the bathroom because he'd walk down the hall with a shoulder bag that contained his "nice" toilet paper.

[DCChris]

At the time, it was a toss up between the paper that I wouldn't give to a POW, and doing that stupid dog rug surf thing....

[27hand]

You guys are really F--ed up.

Everyone who uses portajohns when it's 0 degrees knows the Scott TP isn't for your ass, it's to cushion your behind while you're taking a dump so your ass doesn't freeze to the seat.

How embarrassing would it be to have the fire dept try to get your tush off a frozen portajohn seat???

Back to the matter at hand. Many of us construction workers wear a soft welding hat under our hardhats. It's nice and warm from being on our heads so after you put the Scott TP cushy on the frozen seat, you just use the inside of your hat to wipe. You use the inside so no one knows.


Get it?

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