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January 14th, 2009, 04:27 PM #1Grand Member
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Are you a sensitive type of guy (quiz)
1. In the company of females, intercourse should
be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first
time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual
relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen
floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out
about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you
have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five
pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find
yourself saying at the end of a relationship?:
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the
beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you
masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can
cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
really ARE a man? Get some of Jim Hake's "Man Pills"
If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a
little confused.
If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA' MAN!
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January 15th, 2009, 12:50 AM #2
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January 15th, 2009, 01:07 AM #3Active Member
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Re: Are you a sensitive type of guy (quiz)
nice espn is only on all day so she better make it quick.ha ha
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