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July 21st, 2006, 01:41 PM #1
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Chicken joke.
We all heard the famous joke, why the chicken crossed the road right?
but do we all know why?
Here it is! Warning graphic content to follow!Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
Cuz he wanted to see the fastest car.
This time It was a Porshe. Vroom
Vroom!
VROOOOM!
And he got to see it very well!
He even got to drive in it!
Want to know what the first thig was that came to his Mind?
His Butt!
Some people will go to any lenght when they go out hunting!Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
The choice is yours, place your faith in the court system and 12 of your peers, or carried away by 6 friends.
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July 22nd, 2006, 08:25 PM #2
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What a mess! I'll bet there wasn't even enough of that chicken left for the stew pot, either!
Guns are like shoes...a woman should have one in every caliber.
I'm armed and menopausal...Excuse me, did you have something to say?
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July 23rd, 2006, 09:18 AM #3
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it doesn't look as bad as when that SUV hit a deer. there was blood and guts all over the inside and even organs laying on the steering column.
I'll go search for the pics.
EDIT: found it. here is a link to gory picsLast edited by Lee-online; July 23rd, 2006 at 09:21 AM.
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July 23rd, 2006, 12:27 PM #4
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Oh dear!
well i knew what playing "Chicken" was, but i dint know Dear played it too!
Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
The choice is yours, place your faith in the court system and 12 of your peers, or carried away by 6 friends.
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit.
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In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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July 23rd, 2006, 07:42 PM #5
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MMMM...Yummy...Too bad that deer was too torn up to take it home and get a "road kill" tag...I keep saying that if any deer jumps in front of my vehicle, that's what I'm going to do as compensation..."you trash my vehicle, you're Bambi burger...."
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Re: Chicken joke.
Originally Posted by Lee-online
How fast do you have to go to make that happen?????
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April 30th, 2009, 01:13 PM #7
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Re: Chicken joke.
On a motorcycle, about 75 MPH. Ask P-11. Originally Posted by crlovel
How fast do you have to go to make that happen?????
I had a friend hit one doing 50 in a car. Not quite as much damage, but pretty close.
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