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Thread: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!
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December 19th, 2008, 06:00 PM #1
SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!
I KNOW I'M GONNA BE RIGHT OUT FRONT IN MY LAWN CHAIR......
IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!
SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA."Do not use K-9 advantix on cats"
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December 19th, 2008, 06:01 PM #2
Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!
I'll be at work.
Safety is a good tool for tyrants; no one can be against safety.
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December 20th, 2008, 03:57 AM #3
Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!
yeah... maybe this idea should be posted in umm... June... not the snowiest and coldest December in recent memory.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but believe me, it's on the damned list.
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December 20th, 2008, 09:25 AM #4
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I will second that motion. Please let me know what time to grab the lawn chair.
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December 20th, 2008, 12:10 PM #5
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you should see my neighbors, its at least a 12 pack.....
FJB
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December 20th, 2008, 12:18 PM #6Grand Member
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December 20th, 2008, 01:19 PM #7
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I don't want to see them naked. The one under 300 pounds is 74.
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Ah right, all Muslims are Taliban extremists. Almost forgot for a second there.
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December 20th, 2008, 06:55 PM #9
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOUR GOING TO GO TO WORK INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME TO WATCH THIS.....
I'M STARTING TO WONDER ABOUT SOME OF YOU GUYS.....
YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK?!?!?!?!The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control....
The day they want my guns, they'll have to bring theirs!!!Proud to be One of the 3%
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December 20th, 2008, 11:54 PM #10
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