My buddy and I got stopped in western NC last year, allegedly for speeding. We were on a weekend trip to hunt waterfalls in the mountains and had plenty of guns in the truck. I was riding shotgun and of course the Statey asked for ze papers which were in the glove box along with my 9. Figured it best to "inform" before opening. He didn't seem too bothered, just said, "Ok, never mind, I'll get the registration info off the computer."

So, he was cool about that but a total dick when he came back with a friggin $200 ticket. Seriously, we weren't speeding, In fact, we had just gotten on that stretch of highway and were slowing and moving into a turn lane to enter a strip mall area to get some coffee when he lit us up and followed us in.