Would you buy "old" preps if they were cheap?

[R L Suehr]

Why not. Why waste money on something that's unlikely to be needed anyway.

Oh yeah... guns...

Wait. I may need to rethink this!

Doesn't hurt to keep some shelf stable food around ever. It's a pretty small investment in case of an actual emergency. I know you were being sarcastic, just thought I'd say it for others in the future. It's pretty much the minimum you can do to keep prepared in case of anything.