Didja know the LR in .22LR stands for Long Range?

[JaySmith]

Would you care to share anything that you yell while driving? I've used up all of the profanities I know.

It's pretty basic. Anyone going slower than me clearly does not know how to drive, anyone faster than me is a lunatic. Cutting over at the last second is a moron and not using your turn signal you're an idiot. My wife gets pretty animated from the passenger seat, though. Being an asian woman, she's an expert on bad driving, and will call people out as such.

[Manxdriver]

I learned a new one liner from my hunting buddy*s kid.
Grab your left ear with your right hand and your right ear with your left hand and pull. YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[Bang]

Don't know whose show it was. Don't even know what time it was at this point.