Don't Shoot Santa

[clarion44]

Now remember guys, do NOT shoot Santa Clause...

[KnightZero]

It is a well known fact that the jolly fat red man is not permitted in my residence, under ANY circumstances. He stays out of my place, I resist the urge to snipe his reindeer from the roof.

We have an understanding, Santa and I.

[Robert Kayland]

I see big guys with black shiny boots, ostentatious red outfits, and big fancy hats yelling, "Ho, Ho, Ho!" on the streets of Philly all the time.

But they seem to be more naughty than nice.

[King 5.45]

Gee, thanks. Exactly twelve days before Thanksgiving I have to suffer the first, and probably worst, piece of Xmas-related caca that I've ever seen.

[clarion44]

Gee, thanks. Exactly twelve days before Thanksgiving I have to suffer the first, and probably worst, piece of Xmas-related caca that I've ever seen.

HAHA. I knew someone would like it.

[dman]

Geez ! I'm all Chrismassy now,But next time you see a man in pattonleather boots wareing red, just assume he's a long lost relative from San Fransisco!!

[King 5.45]

Geez ! I'm all Chrismassy now,But next time you see a man in pattonleather boots wareing red, just assume he's a long lost relative from San Fransisco!!

Pattonleather?

http://www.whatpriceglory.com/pic/Patton_Style_Boot.jpg ??

[King 5.45]

Gee, thanks. Exactly twelve days before Thanksgiving I have to suffer the first, and probably worst, piece of Xmas-related caca that I've ever seen.

HAHA. I knew someone would like it.

Here, back atcha'!

[dman]

Pattonleather?

http://www.whatpriceglory.com/pic/Patton_Style_Boot.jpg ??

Damn dude !!Klinging to my guns and Funk and Wagnell, Geez !
IS THIS ENGLISH AND VOLCABULARY OR BLOOD AND GUNS ??

[King 5.45]

I just get this bad mental image of George C. Scott in a San Francisco bar dressed up mostly in the leather portions of his Patton costume.