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July 1st, 2006, 01:40 PM #1
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Top ten reasons to buy a gun
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUNSkeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
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July 2nd, 2006, 01:26 PM #2
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Would it be innapropriate to say that if you gun's barrel gets old and used.. you can change it for a brand spanking new one!
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July 4th, 2006, 07:23 AM #3
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Even if you DON'T change it out.....
Originally Posted by LorDiego01
Would it be innapropriate to say that if you gun's barrel gets old and used.. you can change it for a brand spanking new one!
if you gun's barrel gets old and used.. It still makes a huge impact!Gary in Pennsylvania
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Re: Top ten reasons to buy a gun
i love the # 1 answer.ha ha
do you feel lucky punk,well do ya!
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