For you younger people please understand that we ancient souls have done everything that we can to not hand over to you this HOT MESS. Lost the first fight to THEM in 1965 and have done everything within our power to hold the line for you.
We are now just too old to be effective in the battles coming so just dig us a foxhole and stock it with ammo. We will do everything possible to give you cover fire as long as we can.

DAMN this is good Scotch, maybe leave some in my foxhole.