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  1. November 9th, 2008, 12:42 AM #1
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    In the past there have been many posts (not to be rehashed here) and a great many priceless one-liners as to why people choose to carry concealed. Can some one point me toward those posts so I can steal/plagerize them for my own ccw application?
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    In the past there have been many posts (not to be rehashed here) and a great many priceless one-liners as to why people choose to carry concealed. Can some one point me toward those posts so I can steal/plagerize them for my own ccw application?
    I lost weight, so now I carry IWB so the gun(S) help me hold up my pants!
    Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.

    The choice is yours, place your faith in the court system and 12 of your peers, or carried away by 6 friends.

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    Might not help you any but the one I like the most....P11Shooter I think.....
    I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge c***.
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    You guys crack me up. I think you've been taking lessons from Tam over at 'View from the Porch". Thanks for the input...I'll be collecting them to put on my ccw application on Tuesday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Montana View Post
    You guys crack me up. I think you've been taking lessons from Tam over at 'View from the Porch". Thanks for the input...I'll be collecting them to put on my ccw application on Tuesday.
    Are you happy to see me, or is that your gun...


    Baby, that is my gun being pushed into you by my happy friend.
    Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.

    The choice is yours, place your faith in the court system and 12 of your peers, or carried away by 6 friends.

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    "Because on 4 different occasions the Supreme Court has ruled it's not the job of the police to protect us."

    "Yes it's a gun, but don't worry I watched the complete first season of 24 last night"

    "I don't really want to carry a gun but it's the only way I could keep my bullets seperate from the change in my pocket"
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    For CC and OC...

    "When seconds count............the cops are minutes away"!
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    -(Adjusting aluminum foil helmet)...Because they're everywhere man!

    -If you turn into the walking dead It'll be easier to shoot you than to brain you with a crowbar!

    Seriously though

    -Because I'm a citizen, not a victim.
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  9. November 9th, 2008, 03:56 PM #9
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    Come on folks, I know there are a lot more out there! How about because a cop won't fit in my holster, and a cop would be too heavy to carry around on my hip.
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