🐻 'Something bit my butt': Alaska woman attacked by bear in outhouse'

[GOYABEAN]

WTF 😲 ANCHORAGE, Alaska — An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below. “I got out there and sat down on the toilet and immediately something bit my butt right as I sat down,” Shannon Stevens told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I jumped up and I screamed when it happened.”

https://www.wnep.com/mobile/article/...4-55cbcdc0eabc

[internet troll]

Answering the age old question.

Bears do not in fact.... shit in the woods.

[Jhaydeno]

I would have asked the bear if poop stuck to it's fur!

[TooBigToFit]

I would have asked the bear if poop stuck to it's fur!

Not if it used Charmin UltraStrong.

[Here4now]

I would have gladly volunteered to spread some antiseptic cream and slap a band aide on that bite.

[Walleye Hunter]

I would have gladly volunteered to spread some antiseptic cream and slap a band aide on that bite.

Have you seen what AK women look like?

[eyecanshoot]

That bear was eating shit when that ass sat down.

[Here4now]

I would have gladly volunteered to spread some antiseptic cream and slap a band aide on that bite.

Have you seen what AK women look like?

Depending upon how long you’ve been in the wilds of AK, at some point it wouldn’t matter what they look like.

[imashooter2]

I believe I might just jump up and scream myself.

[JenniferG]

In the story it was a black bear and it actually clawed her not bite her. For the rest of her life she'll be checking out what brewing in the pit before sitting down.