Dear people,

I think you have more money than you know what to do with.

I don't think you know how to wisely and efficiently spend your own money.

I'd like to help you with these problems.

In fact, I know better how to spend your money than you do! Isn't that incredible? Yes! I will spend your money on people other than you. Whatever needs they have are more important than yours....whatever they may be....if you even HAVE any needs. Which, let's face it, don't really matter anyway.

I look forward to receiving your money. So does everyone I plan to spend it on. So don't be shy! Send it in today.

Hugs & Kisses,
Guv Love